would smash

March 15, 2019

Natasha Bertrand wore tight jeans

February 21, 2019

MFP is baffled by Under Armour CEO banging MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle

Wow, Lara Logan depreciated by practically 1 million points!

February 5, 2019

MFP improves Stacey Abrams by 1 MILLION PERCENT w/ subtle change

Nancy Pelosi’s fat assistant, would ya?

February 3, 2019

Axios political reporter Alexi McCammond’s porn doppelgänger

January 27, 2019

MFP accurately rates Venezuela’s Self-Declared President’s wife

January 20, 2019

CNN makes beautiful illegal alien Belén Sisa look fat!

January 10, 2019

Jeff Bezos leaves wife for equally unattractive woman!

January 4, 2019

BREAKING: Jackie Alemany cut her beautiful hair!!

December 31, 2018

MSNBC’s Chris Jansing is almost 62 and still bangable

December 28, 2018

Ana Kasparian LOLs in sexy but highly obnoxious way