Here's Why
Kamala can't win
Post-New Year's
2020 Power Rankings
Beto O'Rourke's
Path to the Nomination
Richard Ojeda's
Path to the Nomination
Post Mid-Terms
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would smash

February 10, 2019

Bwahahaha: Blacks support Ralph Northam more than whites!

February 5, 2019

MFP improves Stacey Abrams’ speech by 1 MILLION PERCENT w/ subtle change

Nancy Pelosi’s fat assistant, would ya?

February 3, 2019

Axios political reporter Alexi McCammond’s porn doppelgänger

January 27, 2019

MFP accurately rates Venezuela’s Self-Declared President’s wife

January 20, 2019

CNN makes beautiful illegal alien Belén Sisa look fat!

January 14, 2019

MFP accurately reax to Women’s March antisemitism

January 10, 2019

Jeff Bezos leaves wife for equally unattractive woman!

January 4, 2019

Priscilla Kelly is the Most Carnally Desirable Woman on Earth

BREAKING: Jackie Alemany cut her beautiful hair!!

December 31, 2018

MSNBC’s Chris Jansing is almost 62 and still bangable

December 28, 2018

Ana Kasparian LOLs in sexy but highly obnoxious way