would smash

April 29, 2019

Mini-SE Cupp, would ya?

April 1, 2019

Turkish politician’s daughter is CUTE AS HELL

March 30, 2019

MFP accurately reax to NYT columnist broke up w/ girlfriend because she’s white

March 15, 2019

Natasha Bertrand wore tight jeans

February 21, 2019

MFP is baffled by Under Armour CEO banging MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle

Wow, Lara Logan depreciated by practically 1 million points!

February 5, 2019

MFP improves Stacey Abrams by 1 MILLION PERCENT w/ subtle change

Nancy Pelosi’s fat assistant, would ya?

February 3, 2019

Axios political reporter Alexi McCammond’s porn doppelgänger

January 27, 2019

MFP accurately rates Venezuela’s Self-Declared President’s wife

January 20, 2019

CNN makes beautiful illegal alien Belén Sisa look fat!

January 10, 2019

Jeff Bezos leaves wife for equally unattractive woman!