Here's Why
Kamala can't win
Post-New Year's
2020 Power Rankings
Beto O'Rourke's
Path to the Nomination
Richard Ojeda's
Path to the Nomination
Post Mid-Terms
2020 Power Rankings

would smash

March 15, 2019

Natasha Bertrand wore tight jeans

March 6, 2019

MFP accurately reax to Martha McSally was raped

February 21, 2019

MFP is baffled by Under Armour CEO banging MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle

Wow, Lara Logan depreciated by practically 1 million points!

February 10, 2019

Bwahahaha: Blacks support Ralph Northam more than whites!

February 5, 2019

MFP improves Stacey Abrams’ speech by 1 MILLION PERCENT w/ subtle change

Nancy Pelosi’s fat assistant, would ya?

February 3, 2019

Axios political reporter Alexi McCammond’s porn doppelgänger

January 27, 2019

MFP accurately rates Venezuela’s Self-Declared President’s wife

January 20, 2019

CNN makes beautiful illegal alien Belén Sisa look fat!

January 14, 2019

MFP accurately reax to Women’s March antisemitism

January 10, 2019

Jeff Bezos leaves wife for equally unattractive woman!