Her petite-ness giveth and taketh away. Like, if I wasn’t such a pervert, this would totally gross me out:
So then I was gonna say Delaney Tarr?? But she gained like 50 lbs.
So you know what?? Maybe our kid will have a crippling learning disability trying to squeeze out of her minute birth canal, but she makes up for it with a charming neediness, which personally I happen to like in a woman.
Plus she looks very human-sized here:
It doesn’t even matter. I love her and I really want to climax on her beautiful face, period!
Freaking gross. It/That looks like a gypsy banged a Swahili shaman.
So for the 2nd year in a row, the award goes to Tucker Carlson.
But ’twas not enough to dethrone Jackie Alemany.
So that just leaves Andrew Yang supporters, who actually believe Yang is trying to win, and not just schlepping his books and starting a podcast.
It’s not happening!! I’m sorry, but you need to stop with the old white ladies!!
Aside from packing on the lbs., you can see as she ages she’s starting to get that ex-wife face:
For the record, MFP finishes 2018 with an impressive 88% accuracy rating.