This is racist (and sexist), but it is nevertheless further evidence of MFP’s Theory of Special Relativity of Chicks Across Race and Time.

This is Democratic strategerist Juanita Tolliver:

In a pinch, would smash.

This is Trump regime propagandist Amber Athey:

Gross, right? I mean, would smash– but pretty gross.

But wait!

Watch what happens when the two are within the same frame– due to relativity, Amber becomes infinitely more desirable!

Double Clit Experiment

You may recall that this phenomenon was originally discovered in 2015, when Katie Pavlich (who was less fat at the time) made Fox News colleague Lisa Daftari look like an illegal alien by her proximity alone!