MFP accurately reax to Democrat Debate #4

King of the Jews Published October 15, 2019

For the record, MFP is documented to be right 89.4% of the time.

Pete Buttigieg
I hate Pete Buttigieg, but he deserves credit for being the first male candidate to sack the fuck up and land clean shots on Elizabeth Warren.

Incidentally:

  • (1) Beta O’Rourke and Andrew Yang should be ashamed of themselves for hiding behind the gay guy.
  • (2) Male pattern baldness is hitting Buttigieg hard:

Elizabeth Warren
Never forget that in 2012, despite a massive fundraising advantage, and Democrats outnumbering Republicans by 3-to-1 in liberal Massachusetts, Warren only beat Tea Party Republican Scott Brown by 300,000 votes!

Warren is not a good campaigner. Her ascendancy is largely a function of the male candidates’ unwillingness to attack her for fear of looking mean.

Due to Hillary PTSD, Warren is uniquely susceptible to a sustained attack heading into the Iowa caucuses.

Bernie Sanders
Bernie wins just because Elizabeth Warren got smacked around. Also because he’s still alive.
Andrew Yang
Andrew Yang’s nonpartisan middle-of-the-road schtick is a winning message…for the Republican Party…in 2000 (George W. Bush’s motto that cycle was “reformer with results”).

Like it or not, the #1 issue in 2019 is Trump, followed by Trump, followed closely by Trump, and then Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump– for both sides. Trump is the only thing anybody cares about.

Yang and his supporters can pretend otherwise, but it is generally unhelpful to deny the political reality– which is reflected in his polling.

Beto
For the first time, Beto looked demoralized– like he’s just going through the motions now.
Tulsi Gabbard
GRU asset Tulsi Gabbard accomplished her mission of further sowing division and disinformation. I expect foreign “ex-“military intelligence will ensure she finishes near the top of Drudge and other online polls.

For the record, MFP currently boasts an 89.1% accuracy rate.

Green New Deal

MFP accurately reax to the Green New Deal

The Green New Deal presupposes that recent global temperature and weather patterns (~500 out of 4.5 billion years) are "correct" and should be frozen in place in perpetuity.

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Would Smash

If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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Green New Deal

MFP accurately reax to the Green New Deal

The Green New Deal presupposes that recent global temperature and weather patterns (~500 out of 4.5 billion years) are "correct" and should be frozen in place in perpetuity.

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THIS IS AWKWARD

Asians and Jews do better than Blacks at the SAME “failing” schools

I know what you're thinking, but it's not that either.

Low-Information Voters

Tucker Carlson:
Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

Each night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.

Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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Alex Jones reveals: Sandy Hook massacre was “completely fake with actors”

Alex Jones insists
he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Bwahahaha!
Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

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Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Emergency Fap Check

Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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Would Smash

BREAKING:
The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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Bwahahahaha!

Watch: GOP strategerist Gianno Caldwell CRIES like a baby!!!

Tough guy sellout Gianno Caldwell cries when Trump finally goes after him!

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The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson got cucked!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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* Votes are irreversable and legally binding.
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
Would Smash

Wow, MILF attracted to Lou Williams look exactly like Susan Hennessey!

Founder of #MeToo movement is extremely unattractive

Would Smash

BREAKING: The daughter of that guy from that HBO show starring that guy from the Sopranos voted

Would Smash

Trump-hating feminazi, would ya?

The Regime

Michael Savage complains about Trump supporters calling him a “cuck”