Believe me, Mayor Pete’s candidacy is over. He’ll have a mini-surge or 2 before he finally drops out– manufactured by bored reporters looking for a new “narrative”– but his campaign is finished.

• Kamala Harris won because she was the only one man enough to go at Joe Biden, and– perhaps more importantly– to express any annoyance towards the moderators, who were Auschwitz incarnate.

  In the time that Chuck Todd and Rachel Maddow spent giggling at their own technical difficulties or hallway monitoring the candidates– they could’ve finished their goddamn spiel already.

  I gotta say, that sassy glare #Kamala gave Rachel was kinda hot #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/O9f1jG3O93

  — Individual-1 (@mofopolitics) June 28, 2019

  Kamala would be the favorite if she still looked like this:

  

• I really, really, really, really want to have sex with Marianne Wiliamson:
  

  I want to have sex with Maryanne Williamson #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/zNu3otNFic

  — Individual-1 (@mofopolitics) June 28, 2019

• The Asian dude, whoever he was, really fucked up.
• Eric Swalwell looks like Heath Ledger’s Joker.

  

• I am utterly shocked by the state of Savannah Guthrie’s teeth: