“I Broke Up With Her Because She’s White” by Chris Rivas:
When it comes to dating, I’d rather not think about race. But that’s been hard to avoid…I think I broke up with my last girlfriend because she’s white. Actually, no, I definitely broke up with her because she’s white.
Here’s the problem, as I see it, moving forward:
The beautiful and elegant Condola Rashad is probably as hot as an African-American-looking woman gets:
Unfortunately, she is carnally surpassed– rather easily– by your basic, really cute white girl:
There’s practically no such thing as an unattractive skinny white girl– provided she is armed w/ hair, slutty makeup, and fake eyelashes:
Furthermore, while there is no denying, say, Rihanna’s carnal viability– there’s just no topping a really slutty white girl, as evidenced below:
As such, I would be shocked if Chris Rivas doesn’t walk this back at some point.
On the other hand, I would remind you that many Caucasian police officers risked their careers, pensions, and families to have sex w/ this troll-like creature:
Imma be honest w/ you, I totally forgot the premise of this article. But I trust you get the gist of whatever my salient point was.