For the uninitiated, fmr. journalist Lara Logan is best known for:
- (1) Being the hottest reporter of her era – In the 2000’s, coveted on-air positions were primarily awarded based on merit. As such, Logan was one of the only attractive reporters at the time.
- (2) Sexual assault in Egypt – While covering the Arab Spring in 2011, hundreds of Egyptians surrounded Logan and “raped [her] with their hands”.
- (3) Love triangle with war correspondents – In Iraq, Logan became intimate with a married US State Department contractor and CNN international correspondent Michael Ware. The love triangle culminated in a bar fight in Baghdad.
In any case, since her ~2001-2008 prime, Logan has fallen off the carnal cliff so precipitously that it would be disrespectful to accurately rate™ her:
To put this travesty in the proper perspective, there are literally alleged bank robbers that are
several infinite orders of magnitude hotter than Logan in her present state: