Trump and Congress have agreed in principle to a spending bill that will avert another government shutdown. The deal includes $3.1 billion in increased funding for border enforcement, including $1.375 billion for a physical barrier (limited to “existing technologies”, specifically prohibiting the use of “concrete walls”).
Nobody could have ever guessed this final compromise, except that I fucking told you so back on December 11, 2018:
Eventually, they will come to the following compromise:
- $2.5-3.75 billion for border security (most of it going into the pockets of crony capitalist contractors).
- Republicans get their lobbyists $$$ for obsolete, overpriced military junk that the Pentagon doesn’t want or need.
- Democrats get their lobbyists $$$ for green solar scams that goes to investors flying around on private jets.
In exchange, lobbyists will kick back money into politicians’ reerection campaigns– and the cycle continues unabated in perpetuity.
In light of these developments, it is reasonable to wonder if I blessed w/ the supernatural ability of divination.
But in fact, I knew this would happen because…THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERY GOD DAMN TIME. DICK AROUND, DICK AROUND, MEET IN THE MIDDLE.
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