- (1) Black racism/anti-Semitism doesn’t count
There is no equivalency between black and white racism/anti-Semitism, as illustrated by this handy chart:
Aggressor Target Joke or insult Effect on Target Tall person Short person “You’re too short!” Pain Short person Tall person “You’re too tall!” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Skinny person Fat person “You’re fat as fuck!” Pain Fat person Skinny person “You’re too skinny!” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Hot chick Ugly chick “You’re ugly as fuck!” Pain Ugly chick Hot chick “You’re such a slut!” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aggressor Target Joke or insult Effect on Target White Black “N***er!” Pain Black White “Cracker!” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Jew Black “N***er!” Pain Black Jew “You kikes control the news and Hollywood and oppress so-and-so!” Privately, “LOL!”
Publicly, “How dare you, sir!”
- (2) Tamika Mallory can get it
She’s no Jessica Parker Kennedy, but Tamika Mallory can get it.
- (3) Is this racist??
In order of racial preference, here’s who I’d want my daughter to marry:
- Become a nun
- Become a lesbian
- Be born without a vagina
- A small, humble, insanely hard-working Mexican immigrant gardener with no fetishes or internet access.
- Fat Jewish guy
- Fat White guy
- Japanese guy
- Black guy (Uncle Tom)
- White guy with tattoos
- Cool white guy with tattoos
- Westernized Hispanic
- Black guy
- Black guy (athlete)
- Black guy (Lenny Kravitz type (they’re the absolute worst))
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