King of the Jews
Published January 12, 2019
Tulsi Gabbard announced on Friday that she will undermine the Democratic nominee in 2020 under the auspices of a quixotic presidential candidacy. For 2 years, GRU assets Glenn Greenwald and Michael Tracey have laid the fake news foundation for Gabbard, who is set to make a formal announcement next week, even though nobody cares.
Do you think she’s hot?
That is completely irrelevant and offensive, but since you asked: From a great distance, she’s OK. But I personally find her skin disgusting. It makes me want to throw up. Rubbing Vitamin E on that shit may help.
She’s anti-war, shouldn’t libertarians support her?
Tulsi isn’t anti-war or libertarian or conservative or moderate or even Democrat:
Her objective is to sow confusion and dissent within disaffected constituencies, and what remains of the liberty movement.
But if a Democrat wins, ISIS or MS-13 or socialism will destroy us!
You and I are both going to die of cancer, stroke, or heart disease.
We are statistically as likely to be killed by MS-13 (or guns or school shootings or the panic du jour) as we are to be eaten by the Loch Ness Monster.
For the record, MFP currently boasts an 89.4% accuracy rate.
FLASHBAX: GRU tricks dumb Americans again!
