But in this case, they both sold out to the regime so shamelessly that whatever difference exists is so infinitesimally small so as to be imperceptible and irrelevant.
Mark Levin on presidents playing golf
Rand Paul on Executive Orders
- Katy Tur – Got fat (yeah, I know she’s pregnant, but how is that my problem?).
- Tara Palmeri – Got old.
- Haley Byrd – Got married.
- Katie Glueck – I’m kinda over it, tbh.
I hate to say “by default”, because she is strikingly beautiful for a woman over 25– but by default, the award goes to Jackie Alemany…
I feel like her almost comical level of trashyness actually redounds to her hotness:
- Jessica Parker Kennedy – Too old.
- krystal.dash – Eyebrows are fucked up.
- Karrueche Tran – Close, but not quite hot enough.
- Logan Browning – Close, but not quite hot enough.
Thus, on a genetic technicality, the award goes to plastic surgery-enhanced Uyghur actress Dilraba Dilmurat:
FYI Uyghur chicks are a mix of Chinese, Turks, and central Asian populations. It’s hot.
Chelsea the Code Pink Protester shares many qualities with runner-up Delaney Tarr— smart, kind, and super hot– but Chelsea the Code Pink Protester is slightly more selfless and less self-absorbed than Delaney.
Also, as a sexist and misogynist, I feel like the archetypal ideal woman should– by her mere existence alone– make me want to be a better man.
Nothing in this world has made MFP more open to socialist viewpoints than her inherent goodness and un-jaded idealism.
For that reason, and also because she’s super hot, I want to spend the rest of my life with Chelsea the Code Pink Protester.
For the record, MFP finishes 2018 with an impressive 89.1% accuracy rating.