Catriona Gray was recently crowned Miss Universe 2018, defeating contestants from 93 other countries. I quibble only insofar as you cannot, by definition, be “Miss Universe” when random internet thots are hotter by several orders of magnitude.
For example, here’s Catriona versus sex educator Eileen Kelly (the latter is as articulate and more politically-engaged than the former, so save the “it’s not just about beauty” spiel)– both brunettes and bi-ethnic:
But forget Eileen.
Even filthy adult actress Abella Danger is significantly more carnally desirable than “Miss Universe”…
I suspect that these increasingly indefensible decisions are a function of having beauty pageants judged by post-menopausal women and the gays– cuz I mean seriously, what the fuck??
|Miss America ’13
Mallory Hagan looks like one of those trashy lower middle class housewives that act like raising kids is harder than having a real job.
|Miss America ’14
Nina Davuluri…[redacted for racism/bigotry]…Mortal Kombat.
|Miss America ’16
Looks like a witch.
|Miss America ’17
Cara Mund…even her name sounds fat.