You may recall that the hottest Russian ever performed unspeakable sexual acts for (when you factor in exchange rates and what the avg. Westerner spends on non-essential junk like NBA League Pass) virtually nothing.

At a similar age, she compared favorably to Melania Trump.

But due to the ravages of time– and, I assume, a shit ton of emotional distress– she is slowly starting to morph into Amy Poehler…

To his credit, GRU asset Michael Savage totally called it— warning listeners that Russian women age badly…

Thankfully, fmr. Crimean Prosecutie General Natalia Poklonskaya has held up reasonably well in her old age– even shockingly out-hotting Kremlin agent Maria Katasonova during the 2016 cycle.