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MFP accurately reax to Flynn sentencing memo

Musha Hadeen Published December 4, 2018
What does this mean?
It means that for all of Mike Flynn Jr.’s bravado, his Dad flipped a year ago and has been providing “particularly valuable” cooperation to the Russia probe ever since.

I am HIV-positive Flynn tattled on Trump and Manafort w/ regard to the RNC platform change:

Wait, who’s Mike Flynn, Jr. again?
He’s that fat kid that promotes Pizzagate, Deep State, and Seth Rich conspiracy theories for clicks.

Flynn, Sr. was only looking at 6 months– which has led some to speculate that Flynn’s cooperation was in exchange for limiting Jr.’s potential legal exposure.

Why did Mueller recommend no jail time?
To reward Flynn for “substantial assistance”, aka to encourage others to cooperate.
Why doesn’t Matt Whitaker stop this already?? The guy is useless!
Here’s the problem: If Whitaker steps in, then it’s potentially his ass on the line for obstruction of justice, conspiracy, etc.

He is almost certainly asking himself:

If Trump won’t even pardon Trump Jr., how do I know he’ll pardon me??

What is Mueller’s end game??
Mueller doesn’t believe a sitting President can be indicted– which, incidentally, is preposterous. If a POTUS cannot be arrested, then he could:

  • Arrest Congress, then pardon himself.
  • Dissolve SCOTUS, then pardon himself.
  • Rape millions, then pardon himself.

Obviously, the Founding Fathers– having just freed themselves from the tyranny of King George– wouldn’t turn around and hand those powers over to the Chief Executive.

Be that as it may, Mueller is after:

  • Erik Prince
  • Jared Kushner
  • Don Jr.
  • Roger Stone

But if in the process, Trump is baited into intervening– that’s even better for Mueller, as it would force the Democrat House to impeach Trump for obstruction of justice.

For the record, MFP currently has an 88.3% accuracy rate.

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