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German Model with Korean Boyfriend or Porn Star?

Mark Capra Published December 4, 2018

Welcome back to another edition of “Hollywood Starlet or Porn Star?”. In today’s eagerly anticipated episode, we have 2 women that:

  • Are super hot blondes.
  • Have sex with minorities or a minority.

One is a fmr. Miss Germany finalist-turned-international YouTube celebrity. The other regularly gets ****** on by ******* on camera for a nominal fee. Even though she tries her best to “own it”?? I assure you, decades of therapy await.

Guess which is which

Girl A

Girl B

For the record, this article could have just as easily been about Stefanie Michova– except I don’t know what the fuck any of this means:

The netizen theory was that “2nd Thots” was actually directed towards Beenzino‘s girlfriend Stefanie Michova, who Jay had supposedly dated (or “dated”, whatever) before…but what is new is that he had now (allegedly) dropped a free-to-download diss song about her.

I’m just like:

And so, without further ado…

Girl A is fmr. Miss Germany finalist Farina Jo, who recently complained about receiving death threats calling her a “race traitor”:

Ironically, Girl B Alex Grey not only happens to be the hottest of the three– she also gets the least race shit…

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