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Rush Limbaugh reluctantly admits “Marxist” Kyrsten Sinema is hot

Musha Hadeen Published November 12, 2018

El Rushbo on Monday blamed the late John McCain for “Marxist commie babe” Kyrsten Sinema’s victory in last week’s AZ senate race. In doing so, Rush also acknowledged she was “attractive”:

You can’t deny that, to some people, she’s attractive. Okay? It matters.

But she is a Marxist. An unapologetic Marxist.

2 points.

  • (1) Kyrsten Sinema’s name is impossibly hard to spell.

    It’s pronounced “Kirsten Cinema” but it’s spelled “Kyrsten Sinema”. Today marks the 1st time in 4 years that I’ve typed it w/out double-checking.

  • (2) This was totally avoidable.

    Incumbent Senator Jeff Flake voted w/ Trump 85% of the time (it had been as high as 94% until Trump nudged Flake into retirement). Out of 79 votes, Flake voted against the regime just 12 times.

    Nevertheless, Trump encouraged his Nazi base to primary Flake– resulting in a 3-weirdo primary that pulled moderate Republican Martha McSally further and further out of the mainstream.

    But for Trump’s intervention, this bisexual hippie could never have gotten erected statewide in AZ.

I’m just like.

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