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MFP controversially but accurately rates Jackie Alemany

Musha Hadeen Published November 9, 2018

This is a rare instance in which, due to the laws of supply and demand, a woman’s Iowa score is not significantly higher than her LA/LV/NY score.

Iowa produces blondes at such a relatively high rate that Jackie’s excessive height (fmr. basketball player) and prominent nose is a larger factor than it would be in other regions of the country.

For instance, this Sioux City teen was accused of attempting to rob a National Security Bank— when she could have just as easily earned millions of dollars seducing a wealthy New York politician or Hollywood executive…

In Iowa, she’s trash.

But in say, San Francisco?? She would be the love of someone’s life, she would be wined and dined and find jewelry in desserts in fancy restaurants.

Similarly, as an unfortunate consequence of IA’s surplus of blondes, Jackie’s IA score is lower than it would be otherwise:

Los Angeles 8.25 Hot enough to be the lead actress’s comic relief, loud promiscuous BFF in a movie.
Las Vegas/Miami 8.25 Despite the modest knockers, Vegas really values tall blondes.
NYC/Manhattan 8.99 Hot enough to be a powerful politician’s wife, or even run for office herself.
Iowa 8.5 This is a rare case wherein being tall blonde actually slightly hurts one’s score.
Africa 11 Self-explanatory.
Asia 9.25 Too tall.
The Middle East 9.5 Hot enough to be a powerful Saudi royal’s wife, but said royal likely has far hotter kidnapped Eastern European sex slaves in his harem.
Overall 8.5

UPDATE: MFP may have stalked admired Jackie as early as 2015!

In a stunning development, a reader points out that the unidentified “World’s Only Sexy Camerawoman” from 2015 may in fact be Jackie Alemany herself!

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