MFP accurately reax to Erection 2018

Musha Hadeen Published November 6, 2018

MFP Accuracy Rating – Picks from 11/3 HERE.

Projected Actual

Senate GOP net +2 2+

House Dems net +25 33+

Hits:
Misses:
- Gillum – Changed pick to Gillum at last second.
- Walker – Well, fuck. I suppose in retrospect, he had to lose 1 of these razor thin races eventually.
Texas – Totally called it HERE. Beta O’Dork ran a textbook perfect campaign, but it was just a numerical impossibility in Nazi-occupied TX.

But uhhhh, if he ran for POTUS, I feel like Beta could probably win the 2020 Democrat nomination.
Florida – Totally called it HERE. The bright side for Democrats is the passage of Amendment 4 gives ~1 million felons the right to vote– which, lets be honest, helps Democrats in ’20.
Dave Brat, bye asshole – Brat came to Washington as a small gov’t spending hawk, but left as a spineless apologist for the Trump regime’s out-of-control deficits.
Kris Kobach, bwahahaha – Hyper-agro Dollar Store Alex Jones Kris Kobach was cucked by liberal #MeToo-looking stereotype Laura Kelly.
In motherfucking Kansasistan, no less.

Barbara Cumstock, bye stupid bitch – Cumstock must have had to suck sooo much cock to get the NRCC to drop $5 million into a foregone conclusion:

The NRCC spent $5.1 million to back Barbara Comstock in VA-10. That’s more than they spent in any other individual district and 9% of the total the NRCC spent on TV ads this cycle.
WH Staffer gets on her knees – The ease w/ which she dropped to her knees on command makes her approximately 20% hotter…
Donna Brazile’s weave
Final Thoughts
- Odds of Obamacare repeal are now 0%.
- Odds of DACA compromise now 75%.
- Odds of Big, Beautiful Wall now 0% (fence reinforcement and increased pensions for the Border Gestapo is 1000%).
- Odds of Infrastructure bill now at 60% (w/ the $$$ primarily going to donors, lobbyists, and scam interest groups).
- Amendment 4 in FL drops Trump’s odds of reerection from 66.6% down to 60%.
- Democrat’ primary erectoral problem remains THIS.