MFP accurately reax to Erection 2018

Mfp   Published November 6, 2018
  • MFP Accuracy Rating – Picks from 11/3 HERE.
    Projected Actual
    Senate GOP net +2 2+
    House Dems net +25 33+

    Hits:

    Misses:

    • Gillum – Changed pick to Gillum at last second.
    • Walker – Well, fuck. I suppose in retrospect, he had to lose 1 of these razor thin races eventually.
  • Texas – Totally called it HERE. Beta O’Dork ran a textbook perfect campaign, but it was just a numerical impossibility in Nazi-occupied TX.

    But uhhhh, if he ran for POTUS, I feel like Beta could probably win the 2020 Democrat nomination.

  • Florida – Totally called it HERE. The bright side for Democrats is the passage of Amendment 4 gives ~1 million felons the right to vote– which, lets be honest, helps Democrats in ’20.
  • Dave Brat, bye asshole – Brat came to Washington as a small gov’t spending hawk, but left as a spineless apologist for the Trump regime’s out-of-control deficits.
  • Kris Kobach, bwahahaha – Hyper-agro Dollar Store Alex Jones Kris Kobach was cucked by liberal #MeToo-looking stereotype Laura Kelly.

    In motherfucking Kansasistan, no less.

  • Barbara Cumstock, bye stupid bitch – Cumstock must have had to suck sooo much cock to get the NRCC to drop $5 million into a foregone conclusion:

    The NRCC spent $5.1 million to back Barbara Comstock in VA-10. That’s more than they spent in any other individual district and 9% of the total the NRCC spent on TV ads this cycle.

  • WH Staffer gets on her knees – The ease w/ which she dropped to her knees on command makes her approximately 20% hotter…
  • Donna Brazile’s weave

  • Final Thoughts
    • Odds of Obamacare repeal are now 0%.
    • Odds of DACA compromise now 75%.
    • Odds of Big, Beautiful Wall now 0% (fence reinforcement and increased pensions for the Border Gestapo is 1000%).
    • Odds of Infrastructure bill now at 60% (w/ the $$$ primarily going to donors, lobbyists, and scam interest groups).
    • Amendment 4 in FL drops Trump’s odds of reerection from 66.6% down to 60%.
    • Democrat’ primary erectoral problem remains THIS.

If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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MFP accurately projects

Post-Midterms 2020 Power Rankings

Beta has 100% name ID and approaching universal favorability among the Democrat activists that will decide the Iowa caucuses.

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Actually, Trump can unilaterally fire Mueller

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Low-Information Voters

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Each night, Tucker Carlson trolls coastal liberal elites with his plucky yet affable tribalism. But this character was only written 3 years ago by legedary TV executive Roger Ailes.

Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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Alex Jones reveals:
Sandy Hook massacre was
“completely fake with actors”

“Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”

Alex Jones insists
he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

In a February, Alex Jones denied ever promoting Pizzagate, blaming the media for spreading misinformation-- but here's his deleted video!
Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Bwahahaha!
Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

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Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Emergency Fap Check

Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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BREAKING:
The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson
got cucked hard!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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Alex Jones accurately claims lesbians are part of CIA op

Sasha Grey supports Black Lives Matter

Bwahahaha! Asian cop fired for racism
Would Smash

MFP’s Touching Musical Tribute to Delaney Tarrgaryen

Michael Savage: Sean Hannity is lying about leaving a $5,000 tip

Dinesh D’Souza’s alleged fmr. mistress not as hot as you might expect