MFP accurately reax to Erection 2018

King of the Jews Published November 6, 2018
  • MFP Accuracy RatingPicks from 11/3 HERE.
    Projected Actual
    Senate GOP net +2 2+
    House Dems net +25 33+

    Hits:

    Misses:

    • Gillum – Changed pick to Gillum at last second.
    • Walker – Well, fuck. I suppose in retrospect, he had to lose 1 of these razor thin races eventually.
  • TexasTotally called it HERE. Beta O’Dork ran a textbook perfect campaign, but it was just a numerical impossibility in Nazi-occupied TX.

    But uhhhh, if he ran for POTUS, I feel like Beta could probably win the 2020 Democrat nomination.

  • FloridaTotally called it HERE. The bright side for Democrats is the passage of Amendment 4 gives ~1 million felons the right to vote– which, lets be honest, helps Democrats in ’20.
  • Dave Brat, bye asshole – Brat came to Washington as a small gov’t spending hawk, but left as a spineless apologist for the Trump regime’s out-of-control deficits.

  • Kris Kobach, bwahahaha – Hyper-agro Dollar Store Alex Jones Kris Kobach was cucked by liberal #MeToo-looking stereotype Laura Kelly.

    In motherfucking Kansasistan, no less.

  • Barbara Cumstock, bye stupid bitch – Cumstock must have had to suck sooo much cock to get the NRCC to drop $5 million into a foregone conclusion:

    The NRCC spent $5.1 million to back Barbara Comstock in VA-10. That’s more than they spent in any other individual district and 9% of the total the NRCC spent on TV ads this cycle.

  • WH Staffer gets on her knees – The ease w/ which she dropped to her knees on command makes her approximately 20% hotter…
  • Donna Brazile’s weave

  • Final Thoughts
    • Odds of Obamacare repeal are now 0%.
    • Odds of DACA compromise now 75%.
    • Odds of Big, Beautiful Wall now 0% (fence reinforcement and increased pensions for the Border Gestapo is 1000%).
    • Odds of Infrastructure bill now at 60% (w/ the $$$ primarily going to donors, lobbyists, and scam interest groups).
    • Amendment 4 in FL drops Trump’s odds of reerection from 66.6% down to 60%.
    • Democrat’ primary erectoral problem remains THIS.
Green New Deal

MFP accurately reax to the Green New Deal

The Green New Deal presupposes that recent global temperature and weather patterns (~500 out of 4.5 billion years) are "correct" and should be frozen in place in perpetuity.

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Would Smash

If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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Green New Deal

MFP accurately reax to the Green New Deal

The Green New Deal presupposes that recent global temperature and weather patterns (~500 out of 4.5 billion years) are "correct" and should be frozen in place in perpetuity.

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THIS IS AWKWARD

Asians and Jews do better than Blacks at the SAME “failing” schools

I know what you're thinking, but it's not that either.

Low-Information Voters

Tucker Carlson:
Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

Each night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.

Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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Alex Jones reveals: Sandy Hook massacre was “completely fake with actors”

Alex Jones insists
he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Bwahahaha!
Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

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Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Emergency Fap Check

Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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Would Smash

BREAKING:
The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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Bwahahahaha!

Watch: GOP strategerist Gianno Caldwell CRIES like a baby!!!

Tough guy sellout Gianno Caldwell cries when Trump finally goes after him!

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The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson got cucked!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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* Votes are irreversable and legally binding.
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links

Rush Limbaugh: I’m not a neocon

Do you even UFC bro?

UFC’s Joe Rogan: Hillary Clinton is a “cunt”

Michael Savage accuses Sean Hannity and Mark Levin of “bullying” him

Would Smash

MFP is baffled by Under Armour CEO banging MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle

Would Smash

Axios political reporter Alexi McCammond’s porn doppelgänger