MFP accurately assigns blame for Political Violence

MFP & co.   Published October 27, 2018

The Trump regime last week sent bomb threats to its political opponents, and killed 11 more in a Pittsburgh synagogue. Blame is assigned accurately below in order of culpability.

  • 55% Trump – Trump gets the lion’s share of the blame for inciting his brownshirts to violence.
  • 15% CNN – The media is partly to blame for giving the Reich’s defenders a platform to spew their propaganda.
  • 15% Cesar Sayoc – Cesar Sayoc is certainly partly to blame, but low-information Trump supporters lack the mental capacity necessary to fully think through their actions.

Liberals deserve the remaining 15% of the blame because they’re always fucking extra:

Equal Rights


Free speech

It’s like if your wife reluctantly lets you watch the most vile, disgusting (and thus best) porn…you don’t have to trigger her further by blatantly fapping inside Riley Reid’s fleshlight!


This perpetual linestepping unnecessarily triggers low-information Americans, and helps foment the 24/7 outrage culture that is the breeding ground for modern political violence.

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