Bwahahaha: The Black Guy leads Florida gubernatorial race

Mfp   Published September 4, 2018

In the race for Florida governor, corrupt lifelong politician Andrew Gillum has a slim early lead over KKK Grand Wizard Ron DeSantis.

Gillum DeSantis
Overall 50 47
Men 45 52
Women 55 42
Whites 45 52
Hispanics 56 42
Blacks 93 2
Independents 55 42

The problem for Gillum is that the fundamentals of the race still favor his Nazi opponent:

  • (1) Rick Scott consistently leads incumbent Democrat Sen. Bill Nelson. If Scott wins big, he likely will drag DeSantis over the finish line with him.
  • (2) Trump’s approval rating in Florida isn’t awful.
  • (3) Stephen Miller will orchestrate “Muslim” and/or “Mexican” false flag operations just prior to the erection– which should give Republicans a bump as voters head to the polls in November.
  • (4) The GRU will ensure negative coverage of Gillum goes viral, while negative coverage of DeSantis is buried.

As such, until or unless Scott relinquishes his lead, DeSantis should be considered the frontrunner.

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