MFP accurately reax to Giuliani says Trump will block Mueller report

Mfp   Published September 3, 2018

Mossad asset Rudy Giuliani recently told the New Yorker that Trump would block the Special Counsel’s Russia report:

‘I’m sure we will,’ he said, adding that the President would make the final call…the conclusion of the special counsel’s investigation could be the beginning of a contentious fight over whether Rosenstein is allowed to release a complete version of Mueller’s report.

MFP accurately reax

  • (1) Dude, it’s going to get leaked almost instantaneously.

    You may recall that in October 2016, the GOP leaked then-FBI Director James Comey’s letter to Congress concerning the reopening of the Hillary Clinton email case within minutes. The Mueller report will likely take some additional time as officials seek to insulate themselves from unlawful prosecution.

  • (2) Would smash Giuliani’s alleged GILF mistress.

    Giuliani’s estranged wife Judith recently accused him of smashing hospital administrator Maria Ryan.

    At first, I was like, “that’s disgusting”…

    But upon further consideration, I feel like I would really enjoy busting a nut on those knockers…

    And afterwards, she’d do that really disgusting, manly laugh that old women have??

    Hot.

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