Police recently arrested a super hot chick for DUI even though she’s a “very clean, thoroughbred, white girl”:
A boozed-up South Carolina woman pulled over for blowing past a stop sign at 60 mph told cops she shouldn’t be arrested because she’s a “very clean, thoroughbred, white girl”…but Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw’s lecture didn’t convince officers…who arrested her on charges of speeding, disregarding a stop sign, simple possession of marijuana, driving under the influence and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Would ya marry?
Racism aside, my eagerness to marry her is tempered only by the fact that she’s 33 (40 in hot chick years), which suggests:
- (1) Her vajajay will only get drier in the years to come.
- (2) She’s probably taken loads of loads by this age.
- (3) Scientifically, there is a non-zero percent chance that your kids could end up retarded.
But ultimately?? I’m willing to look past it for 3-5 years of bliss.
Docked 1 full point for her age.