Should Trump have sex w/ Natalia Poklonskaya during Putin visit?

Mfp   Published July 10, 2018

You may recall that in 2014, Natalia Poklonskaya became an internet sensation when she switched sides and became Vladimir Putin’s hand-picked Chief Prosecutie of Crimea– calling her fmr. comrades “devils from the ashes”.

From 2013-2015, Natalia was– by several orders of magnitude– the most beautiful prominent gov’t official on Earth.

Compare Natalia to then-California AG Kamala Harris– who Obama called “the best-looking attorney general”:

Natalia makes Kamala look like a Turkish Sarah Sanders.

And yet, the ravages of time have taken their toll on my malishka…

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Sad!

Nevertheless, when Trump meets w/ Putin next week and the latter offers a night w/ Natalia in exchange for sanctions relief– I would strongly advise Trump to accept provided that the SS can ensure total privacy.

In addition, all these dudes are gay…

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