MFP accurately grades Trump’s SCOTUS pick

MP   |   Published July 9, 2018

Trump on Monday nominated 53-year-old conspiracy theorist and pathological liar Brett Kavanaugh to replace retiring Justice Anthony Kennedy on the SCOTUS.

  • (1) Yellow Teeth

    Kavanaugh’s teeth have recently been chemically whitened, but his Harvard faculty photo reveals stained teeth– almost certainly resulting from a lack of personal hygiene…

    Democrat senator Ben Cardin had similar teeth at that age, and look what happened:

    Disgusting.

  • (2) Monica Lewinsky

    As a member of Ken Starr’s team, Kavanaugh advised the Independent Counsel to ask Bill Clinton under oath:

    • If Monica Lewinsky says that you ejaculated into her mouth on two occasions in the Oval Office area, would she be lying?
    • If Monica Lewinsky says that on several occasions you had her give [you] oral sex, made her stop, and then ejaculated into the sink in the bathroom off the Oval Office, would she be lying?
    • If Monica Lewinsky says that you masturbated into a trashcan in your secretary’s office, would she [be] lying?

    I wanna know too, tbh.

  • (3) Kavanaugh insulates Trump from criminal prosecution/impeachment

    In 1998, Kavanaugh wrote:

    The President can be indicted only after he leaves office voluntarily or is impeached by the House of Representatives and convicted and removed by the Senate.

    If you accept Kavanaugh’s argument, then there would be no legal recourse if a current or future POTUS cancelled a presidential erection and arrested Congress before it could begin impeachment proceedings.

    The notion that that was the original intent of Founding Fathers– who had just won their independence from the Crown– is patently absurd (although, in fairness, I have made the same argument).

MFP accurately grades Trump’s SCOTUS pick

Without further ado, Trump’s pick is graded below from the the perspective of the relevant tribal factions…

Liberal snowflakes D+
Libertarians F-
Nazis A+++
Unaffiliated C

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