For the uninitiated, Haley Byrd is the reporter that recently cucked Ted Cruz. But she is best known for having a perfect 10/10 face”
There’s just 1 problem.
When she smiles, she bears a striking resemblance to Morty Smith…
In conclusion, I empathize w/ the clingy fiance that was constantly looking for any excuse to let people know that Haley was in a relationship– even while she scarcely acknowledged his existence…
— Evan Wilt (@EvanWilt_) June 5, 2018
I'm confused — I thought you were Queen of the Hill?
— Evan Wilt (@EvanWilt_) May 9, 2018
The worst news: you gave up my seat to a stranger
— Evan Wilt (@EvanWilt_) June 1, 2018
Tell me more
— Evan Wilt (@EvanWilt_) February 10, 2018
It worked. The fiancé managed to successfully fend off potential suitors w/ his clingy omnipresence– while somehow managing not to emotionally suffocate Haley.
Congratulations, I guess, asshole.