Under mounting pressure and legal costs, Michael Cohen on Monday tried to pressure Trump into pardoning him:
I will not be a punching bag as part of anyone’s defense strategy. I am not a villain of this story, and I will not allow others to try to depict me that way.
ELY5: Team Trump just needs Cohen to STFU until after the midterms. If the GOP can hold or expand its majority in the Senate– which is likely— then Trump cannot be convicted in an impeachment trial, and is free to fire Mueller and issue blanket pardons to his 2016 co-conspirators. Of course, Trump cannot communicate this directly for fear it strengthens the obstruction charge.
But that is neither here nor there.
You may recall that Cohen patriotically linked to hot pics of his daughter…
— Michael Cohen (@MichaelCohen212) May 15, 2017
Longtime readers are well-aware of my preference to finish on the face and hair area as one final act of dominance to overcompensate for my womanly qualities??
However, I acknowledge that it would take no small measure of willpower to extricate oneself from that thigh gap…