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Alex Jones accurately hates Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson

Musha Hadeen Published June 23, 2018

Alex Jones this week escalated his feud w/ “arrogant son of a bitch” Ben Shapiro and fake professor Jordan Peterson:

You little arrogant son of a bitch. Now go back to California, go back to Los Angeles where you came from…you parasite…you and Jordan Peterson.

For the uninitiated, Jones and Shapiro have been squabbling over what remains of Glenn Beck’s failed media empire. Whichever wins the allegiance of The Blaze’s low-information readers stands to make tens of millions hocking Super Beets and other snake oil to the gullible and elderly.

Remember, Beck’s audience is largely the same group that for years spent their meager social security checks on Bill O’Reilly’s China-made mugs and hats— it’s a veritable goldmine.

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