Jordan Peterson is a dumb/poor person’s idea of what a smart person is like.

Peterson has made a fortune conning community college dropouts desperate to feel smart into spending their parents’ money on his shitty books– so they too can parrot such pseudointellectual insight as “women wear lipstick to look hot”.

That and more groundbreaking discoveries in Peterson’s new ghostwritten book, Blah Blah Something Provocative Blah Blah: Give Me Your Money, Basement Dweller.

The Black/Gay Wedding Cake Trap

In the clip above, comedian Jim Jefferies demonstrates Peterson’s shallow intellect by catching him in the ol’ “black/gay wedding cake” logic trap.

Longtime readers may recall that during MFP’s racist-for-clicks era, we had a myriad of lies ready for exactly this situation!

Here are just a few classic word salads that Peterson could’ve used:

• “Actually, the Civil Rights Act set back race relations!”
• “Actually, the Civil Rights Act destroyed the black family! Look what liberals have done to the black family!” (as if we care, lol).
• “Actually, the difference is…people are born black, whereas being gay is a choice, according to [cite fake study].”
• (THIS IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE) “Actually, the Free Market was on its way to solving the issue until gov’t got in the way and made everything worse!”

Duh.

But you can see by Peterson’s inability to worm his way out of Jefferies’ trap that he is unaccustomed to defending his retarded views– pwning TV news bimbos notwithstanding.

Flashbax: Is rape really that bad?