Hot Biracial Reporter asks Dennis Rodman about North Korea

MP   |   Published originally June 11, 2018

NBA legend Dennis Rodman arrived in Singapore on Monday adorned in Potcoin promotional materials. You may recall the weed-centric cryptocurrency launched in 2014 at exactly 4:20pm.

In any case, here’s how I suspect this went down (ftr, MFP is documented to be right 98.2% of the time).

A middle-aged marketing company rep has nothing left to lose– he can’t sleep, he’s losing his hair, he needs a sale bad. Finally, he chugs 2 cans of Redbull and barges in Potcoin with the hard sell:

Listen up, nerds.

I just want to know 1 thing: Do you want to take your business to a whole other level or not? Because this is your chance, but you gotta grab this opportunity by the BALLS! For $X I can give you more name recognition that you’ve ever had before!

The X I’m guessing is ~$20k (but Potcoin would’ve paid up to $50k)…

Fee (going C-level celebrity rate) $8,000
First Class Tix for Dennis Rodman and Coach for 2-man entourage. $7,500
2-man entourage $1,500
1 suite/1 room for 3 nights. $1,500
Misc. expenses. $500
Commission $1,500
Total (X) $20,500

To their credit, I feel like this ad campaign converted into clicks or Google searches at a far higher rate than your typical $25-40k, 30-second ad on cable news primetime.

But that is neither here nor there…

Hot Biracial Or Maybe Just British Reporter

A hot biracial-looking lady giggled cutely as Dennis Rodman gave his views on Trump and Kim Jong-Un or whatever.

I dunno, she looks Asian here…

British here…

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