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Hot Biracial Reporter asks Dennis Rodman about North Korea

Mfp Published June 11, 2018

NBA legend Dennis Rodman arrived in Singapore on Monday adorned in Potcoin promotional materials. You may recall the weed-centric cryptocurrency launched in 2014 at exactly 4:20pm.

In any case, here’s how I suspect this went down (ftr, MFP is documented to be right 98.2% of the time).

A middle-aged marketing company rep has nothing left to lose– he can’t sleep, he’s losing his hair, he needs a sale bad. Finally, he chugs 2 cans of Redbull and barges in Potcoin with the hard sell:

Listen up, nerds.

I just want to know 1 thing: Do you want to take your business to a whole other level or not? Because this is your chance, but you gotta grab this opportunity by the BALLS! For $X I can give you more name recognition that you’ve ever had before!

The X I’m guessing is ~$20k (but Potcoin would’ve paid up to $50k)…

Fee (going C-level celebrity rate) $8,000
First Class Tix for Dennis Rodman and Coach for 2-man entourage. $7,500
2-man entourage $1,500
1 suite/1 room for 3 nights. $1,500
Misc. expenses. $500
Commission $1,500
Total (X) $20,500

To their credit, I feel like this ad campaign converted into clicks or Google searches at a far higher rate than your typical $25-40k, 30-second ad on cable news primetime.

But that is neither here nor there…

Hot Biracial Or Maybe Just British Reporter

A hot biracial-looking lady giggled cutely as Dennis Rodman gave his views on Trump and Kim Jong-Un or whatever.

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British here…

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