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Gavin Newsom’s wife dances to 2Pac’s “California Love”

MFP & co. Published June 8, 2018

As she welcomed her husband and the CA Democrat Party’s 2018 gubernatorial nominee on stage, Mrs. Gavin Newsom danced appropriately to the 2Pac and Dr. Dre classic “California Love”.

I’m HIV-positive that they have that kind of relationship where she rewards him for his successes w/ oral??

But that is neither here nor there.

Sen. Kamala Harris endorsed Newsom at a non-insignificant point in primary. Surely, Harris– an all-but-declared 2020 candidate– would not have done so without assurances that Newsom would not enter the ’20 field. Consequently, Newsom has fallen from the #1 slot in MFP’s Power Rankings for the 1st time this cycle.

2020 Power Rankings

Eric Garcetti

  • Communism 7
  • Fundraising 6
  • Look 7
  • Speech 7
  • Interview 8
  • Likability 9
  • Scandals 5
  • Eric Garcetti is the archetypal bumbling but lovable, well-meaning sitcom dad.

    Also, his wife won’t even take on his last name, which must be emasculating.

    But never underestimate Americans’ tendency to erect presidents that are the polar opposite of their predecessor.

    Colonel Sanders

  • Communism 9
  • Fundraising 9
  • Look 2
  • Speech 6
  • Interview 7
  • Likability 9
  • Scandals 3
  • I know, I know.

    The wife and the loan from the bank, aka the Jews aka the Council on Foreign Relations aka Seth Rich.

    MFP has a well-earned reputation for thinly-veiled anti-Semitism, but even I can’t pretend to give a shit about this:

    Jane Sanders, who led Burlington College from 2004 to 2011, spent millions on a new campus — 33 acres along the bank of Lake Champlain — to attract more students and donations from alumni. It didn’t work: The college failed to recruit enough students or donations to repay its debts and even came close to losing its accreditation.

    On the other hand, he’s going to be like 1,000-years-old by 2020.

    Elizabeth Warren

  • Communism 10
  • Fundraising 9
  • Look 3
  • Speech 4
  • Interview 6
  • Likability 3
  • Scandals 4
  • A little of Warren’s nagging kindergarten teacher, tyrannical PTA lady schtick goes a long way.

    Case in point: Here, Bill Maher throws Warren a series of hanging curveballs– but instead of using the opportunity to convey humility and warmth– she proceeds to remind everyone what it’s like to be left alone with their scary mother-in-law…

    Still, name ID and fundraising should keep her in the top tier until February-ish.

    Kamala Harris

  • Communism 7
  • Fundraising 7
  • Look 7
  • Speech 8
  • Interview 8
  • Likability 9
  • Scandals 6
  • Political scouts raved about California’s star Attorney General, Kamala Harris. She came to the Senate with the hype of a #1 draft pick.

    But in her 1st 6 months, Kamala looks more like Ryan Leaf than Peyton Manning.

    In hypothetical 2020 matchups vs. Trump, Kamala polls behind Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Cory Fucking Booker.

    Sad!

    Kirsten Gillibrand

  • Communism 6
  • Fundraising 7
  • Look ?
  • Speech 5
  • Interview 9
  • Likability 8
  • Scandals 2
  • Kirsten insists that she is only focused on her reerection campaign, which means that she’s definitely running for POTUS.

    At her best, Kirsten is charming, likable, and an excellent communicator…

    Unfortunately, she is cursed with recurring obesity that makes her look like an elementary school cafeteria lady ~50% of the time.

    Sad!

    Gavin Newsom

  • Communism 7
  • Fundraising 8
  • Look 9
  • Speech 7
  • Interview 7
  • Likability 4
  • Scandals 8
  • If half-naked young women held in captivity for a decade escaped from a hidden dungeon in one of Gavin’s Newsom’s mansions– would you really be that surprised??

    Other than the seemingly ever-present threat of scandal, Gavin checks all the boxes:

    Joe Biden

  • Communism 6
  • Fundraising 8
  • Look 8
  • Speech 8
  • Interview 8
  • Likability 8
  • Scandals 5
  • Here’s the thing.

    If Joe Biden ran in 2016, he would have won MI, PA, and WI. He’d POTUS right now.

    Unfortunately, he’s going to be as old as Bernie Sanders looks by 2020.

    Cory Booker

  • Communism 5
  • Fundraising 7
  • Look 7
  • Speech 7
  • Interview 8
  • Likability 7
  • Scandals 5
  • 1 step forward, 2 steps back.

    Cory tried to distance himself from his anti-union, pro-charter school, big donor sellout reputation by testifying against his colleague, Jeff Sessions– and ramping up his anti-Trump rhetoric.

    But then Big Pharma called…

    To be fair, not even Trump can stand up to pharma lobbyists.

    Andrew Cuomo

  • Communism 6
  • Fundraising 8
  • Look 7
  • Speech 6
  • Interview 8
  • Likability 0
  • Scandals 8
  • Cuomo is a big name from a big state, and he can raise a lot of money.

    But let’s think this through: A scandal-ridden, anti-gun New York governor and a primary calendar that starts in Iowa, then New Hampshire, then swings through the South, and then swings through the Midwest??

    We don’t even get to Cuomo-friendly states– to the extent there are any– until Mid-March and April!

    Adam Schiff

  • Communism 7
  • Fundraising 4
  • Look 1
  • Speech 3
  • Interview 6
  • Likability 2
  • Scandals 3
  • As the ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee investigating Russia, Adam can get on cable news whenever the fuck he wants.

    That’s the good news.

    The bad news is that he looks like a weasel.

    It’s not fair, it’s not right, but much like Carly ’16— the more people are exposed to Schiff, the less they will like him…

    Castro Bros. Imagine that mug on Iowa mailers?? Buena suerte, mi amigo!
    Xavier Becerra He’s like a Hispanic Mike Pence…

    Who spells “Javier” with an “X”, anyway??

    GTFO.

    Amy Klasdfochar No.
    Deval Patrick No.

    With the failure to repeal Obamacare (which Trump’s poor, uneducated supporters disproportionately rely on), Trump’s odds of reerection hold steady at 66.6%.

    If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

    What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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    Beta has 100% name ID and approaching universal favorability among the Democrat activists that will decide the Iowa caucuses.

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    EEach night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.

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    “He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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    Alex Jones reveals:
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    “completely fake with actors”

    “Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”

    Alex Jones insists
    he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

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    Would Marry

    The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

    This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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    Would Marry

    The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

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    Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

    Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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    BREAKING:
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    According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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    Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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    Would Smash

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