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Was George Soros a Nazi?

Musha Hadeen Published May 29, 2018

FTR, MFP is documented to be right 98.1%. Without further ado, here’s the fap-check for Roseanne’s claim that “George Soros is a Nazi” (a claim that MFP itself has made repeatedly for the lulz).

  • (1) George Soros was 3 years old when Hitler was appointed Chancellor in 1933.
  • (2) George Soros was 15 when Nazi Germany surrendered in 1945.
  • (3) To avoid the Holocaust, George Soros pretended to be the son of a Nazi bureaucrat, whose duties included seizing the property of Jews sent to concentration camps. 13 to 15-year-old Soros sometimes accompanied his Fake Dad on these assignments.

But even though Soros isn’t a Nazi, he is a dick– and according to this police report, choked his then relatively attractive girlfriend, Adriana Ferreyr…

“Soros slapped Ferreyr across the face and proceeded to put his hands around her neck in (an) attempt to choke her”…in a police report, Ferreyr alleged Soros attempted to hit her with a lamp.

Can you imagine chugging down this dude’s load…??

Ferreyr can get it, but I’m just saying.

If you give me $20 billion??

I promise you that I am regularly depositing my DNA into/onto Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Alison Brie, or a remarkably close approximation thereof on a bi-weekly basis or more.

This is happening

MFP’s 2018
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MFP accurately presents awards for 2018's greatest Uncle Tom, hottest porn star, and much, much more!

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If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

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Post-New Year's 2020 Power Rankings

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Just between you and me, a temporary government shutdown is a total non-event.

THIS IS AWKWARD

Asians and Jews do better than Blacks at the SAME “failing” schools

I know what you're thinking, but it's not that either.

Low-Information Voters

Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

EEach night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.

Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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Alex Jones reveals:
Sandy Hook massacre was
“completely fake with actors”

“Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”

Alex Jones insists
he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

In a February, Alex Jones denied ever promoting Pizzagate, blaming the media for spreading misinformation-- but here's his deleted video!

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The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson
got cucked hard!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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Would Smash

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