Wow, God saved Steve Kerr and the Golden State Warriors

MP   |   Published May 29, 2018

Frequent Trump critic Steve Kerr and his Golden State Warriors were on the brink of a humiliating defeat. After blowing Games 4 & 5 in the Western Conference Finals to the underdog Houston Rockets, the Warriors were just 1 win away from elimination.

Only divine intervention can explain what happened next:

  • Houston star guard Chris Paul suffered a freak Grade 2 hamstring injury.
  • Then, in Game 6, the Rockets took a 17-point lead– only to have the Warriors go on a miraculous 45-12 run in the final 18 minutes. Even Harvard was like, wat:

  • Then, in Game 7, ESPN BPI and 538 both gave the Rockets a 65% chance of winning.

    Sure enough, the Rockets took a 15-point lead. But just when it appeared that all was lost, the Warriors go on a 33-15 run in the 2nd half to win the game and clinch the series in Houston.

In addition to Kerr’s anti-Trump stance, another reason God intervened was that the Satanic Ted Cruz threw his support behind the Rockets…

 

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