KGB asset Devin Nunes is running for reerection in CA-22, where he should cruise to victory over underfunded Fresno prosecutor Andrew Janz.
To Janz’ credit, he has chipped away at Nunes’ racist support by racking up prosecutorial victories over poor minority defendants that lack the means to defend themselves, and standing idly by while Fresno’s militarized police force murder innocent civilians.
Despite not being attractive or particularly wealthy, Janz somehow managed to marry a kind, intelligent– and, most importantly– very beautiful woman.
This is gonna sound crazy?? But I feel like I could be in a monogamous relationship with her.
If you compare Heather to other adult women in Fresno?? They don’t even look like the same species…
So whether or not Janz can pull off the upset, which seems increasingly unlikely given:
- (1) The sheer avalanche of untraceable Eurasian oligarch shadow funds pouring into the race on Nunes’ behalf, and
- (2) The advanced microtargeting and structural GOTV support from the GRU.
No matter what happens, Andrew has already won life.