Bwahahaha: See, I told you NASCAR ratings were tanking!

Mfp   Published May 7, 2018

Totally called it.

Designing allying itself w/ Trump’s Nazi regime, NASCAR suffered nearly double the ratings decline of the “dying” NFL:

% Difference From Previous
Year/Season
Game of Thrones ~+35%
NBA ~+18%
NFL -9.7%
NASCAR Overall Season -17%
The Walking Dead ~-20%
Daytona 500 -23%

And now, as first reported by Reuters, NASCAR Chairman Brian France wants to get the fuck out while he still can:

The France family, who owns NASCAR, has engaged investment bank Goldman Sachs to explore a sale of the sanctioning body…amid NASCAR’s struggles to attract fans, both in-person and on television. The three public companies that own tracks where NASCAR races take place have reported a combined attendance revenue decline of 54 percent over the last decade.

Ratings for many races this year have hit all-time lows.

It’s ironic (in the modern vernacular) that pro-Trump, anti-“globalist” Brian France went to “globalist” Goldman Sachs to handle his shit– but whatever.

The most important thing is that MFP is now documented to be right 98.1%.

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