That Bisexual Social Worker chick is going to be Arizona Senator

MP   |   Published April 30, 2018

About 2 years ago, a contributor suggested MFP publish a “Would ya” on bisexual social worker-turned-congresswoman Kyrsten Sinema. But I was like, “who the fuck is that?”

As fate would have it, the likely future Senator from Arizona.

Consider the following:

  • Sinema’s only real challenge is clinging to a 1-point lead in the GOP primary

    Mitch McConnell’s handpicked candidate Martha McSally is having trouble beating Bitter Ex-Wife Face Kelli Ward and Senile Racist Uncle Joe Arpaio.

    GOP Primary RCP Avg.
    Mitch
    McSally
    Bitter Ex-Wife Face Kelli Ward Senile Racist Uncle Joe Arpaio
    31.5 30.5 24

    That’s actually the good news, because if either Ward or Arpaio drop out, their combined anti-American Nazi support could overtake McSally.

  • Kyrsten Sinema leads all 3

    In the past 6 months, what was once a slight edge for McSally is now advantage Sinema.

    General Erection
    Sinema Mitch
    McSally
    48 42
    Sinema Bitter Ex-Wife Face
    Kelli Ward
    50 40
    Sinema Senile Racist Uncle
    Joe Arpaio
    59 33
  • AZ-8

    A recent special erection in one of the most pro-Trump districts in Arizona featured Chick Trump vs. Easily-Demonized Rich Foreigner. Chick Trump won, but there was a double-digit swing towards Democrats.

    GOP Marin of Victory in AZ-8
    2012 +28.3
    2014 +50.6
    2016 +37.2
    2018 +4.8

Barring a false flag attack a week before the erection, Sinema should– I can’t even believe I’m saying this– become the next Arizona senator.

Ironically, if Trump had not encouraged Kelli Ward to primary Jeff Flake– who voted w/ Trump 92% of the time, opposing Trump only 4x out of ~50+ votes– this would be a solid GOP seat and a reliable vote for Trump’s Nazi agenda.

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