MFP accurately rates Kim Jong Un’s “Sunshine” dinner menu

Mark Capra   |   Published April 27, 2018

This is the “Sunshine” menu served at Friday’s historic inter-Korean summit (I’m calling bullshit on the lack of rice), ranked against my ~daily diet of McDonalds.

Dumplings

Dumplings with croaker fish and sea cucumber.

Fries

Delicious fries.

I am of the belief that McDonald’s fries are the best fries, but I just have to know if those dumplings are as light as they look.

Winner: Korea

Soup

Shitty bowl of soup.

Big Mac

Delicious Big Mac.

Though I about fucking had it with the ever-shrinking Big Mac patty, I fucking hate soup. And this soup especially looks like a piece of shit.

Winner: McDonalds

Charcoal Grilled Beef

So, steak basically– with some potatoes and shit.

2X 1/4 lb. w/ Cheese

Delicious Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

The artistic plating of the grilled steak gives it the edge for me.

Winner: Korea

Fish

Grilled John Dory.

Filet-o-Fish

It’s like something you’d expect to find in a North Korean prison camp.

That Filet-o-Fish looks like someone jizzed on a piece o crap– so I’ll go with the John Dory, thanks.

Winner: Korea

Octopus Salad

Cold salad with octopus.

Chicken Salad

MCD’s Premium Southwest Chicken Salad is not only delicious and filling– it’s less than 500 calories!

Ultimately, I have to know what an octopus salad tastes like– probably like chicken, but still.

Winner: Korea

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