Emma Dumont is the most beautiful smart woman on Planet Earth

Mark Capra   Published April 22, 2018

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005— only that:

  • (1) As a FIRST alum/mentor with an interest in engineering, Emma clearly possesses above-average intelligence.
  • (2) Among those with above-average intelligence, Emma is the hottest.

Here’s Emma on her passion for them toy robot thingamajigs:

Robotics has been a huge part of my life for the past 4 years. I was team lead for fabrication, team captain, robot driver, national award finalist (Dean’s list) and now mentor…my goals for this upcoming year are to increase my skills in SolidWorks(CAD) and to assist the controls team with C++ programming.

By all rights, Emma should look like Merritt Wever circa The Walking Dead. But to her credit, she is a 10/10 by Intelligent Female Standards (IFS).

In furtherance of this point, Emma fulfills virtually every male fetish imaginable (sans the BBW thing, and I assume the feet thing):

Incidentally, Emma makes Jamie Chung– a reasonably attractive woman who once seduced the legendary James Gordon– look like an illegal alien maid, in comparison:

I know what you’re thinking:

Timeless beauty combined with real-world intelligence– surely, she is 10/10??

But here’s the thing.

Emma is essentially Lana Rhoades— a smarter, more beautiful (sans makeup), more genetically desirable, though less voluptuous Lana Rhoades.

I won’t get into it now, but Lana cannot exceed 8.75. Therefore, the question is: Is Emma really ~15 to 20% hotter than Lana??

That seems unreasonable.

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