GOP $1.6 Million Abortion Playboy Chick is slightly overrated

MP   |   Published April 15, 2018

That’s Playboy playmate Shera Bechard in her 2008-2012 prime. Trump lawyer Michael Cohen arranged a $1.6 million payoff to Shera in late 2017:

[Elliot Broidy] a major donor with close ties to the White House resigned on Friday as deputy finance chairman of the Republican National Committee after the revelation that he had agreed to pay $1.6 million to a former Playboy model who became pregnant during an affair.

Because of our penises, it’s easy to confuse Shera w/ a 10.

But Shera cannot, by definition, be a 10 because– even at her airbrushed best, w/ perfect lighting– she’s not even as hot as this random ho washing dishes under suboptimal lighting (who herself cannot be a 10 by virtue of the fact that she’s washing dishes under suboptimal lighting):

Even w/ more make up, it is manifest that Shera has older-looking facial features and a big forehead:

Prime Shera is 8.0 to 8.5/10, whereas Prime Dishwashing Lady is 8.75 to 9.25/10.

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