MFP accurately reax to FBI raiding Michael Cohen’s office

MP   |   Published April 8, 2018

Federal agents on Monday raided Michael Cohen’s home, office, and hotel based on a referral from the Special Counsel.

  • The suspected crimes did not specifically relate to the Russia probe, so it was pawned off to the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York.
  • Said US Attorney is a Trump supporter that donated $5,000 to the regime.
  • The sensitive nature of the documents seized suggests Cohen was under surveillance for some time, and a judge or magistrate was convinced Cohen could destroy evidence.

But that is neither here nor there.

You may recall that Michael Cohen patriotically linked to hot pics of his daughter Samantha…

A grateful nation thanks you…

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Longtime readers are well-aware of my preference to finish on the face and hair area as one final act of dominance to overcompensate for my womanly qualities.

However, I acknowledge that it would take no small measure of willpower to extricate oneself from that thigh gap…

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