UFC223: Devout Muslim vs. Trump Supporter for LW Championship

MP   |   Published April 7, 2018

A devout Muslim w/ ties to [redacted] and a Trump supporter square off Saturday night for the undisputed-ish UFC Lightweight Championship of the world.

Khabib Nurmagomedov

25-0 fan favorite Khabib Nurmagomedov has long been considered the greatest LW on Earth– but his quest to become the UFC”s 1st Muslim champion has been frustrated by a series of injuries, freak accidents, and fmr. UFC champ Conor McGregor’s unwillingness to defend the belt.

Over the course of his career, Nurmagomedov has been dogged by his alleged ties to Ziyavudin Magomedov and Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov:

Incidentally, Khabib has a hot wife.

Al Iaquinta

You may recall that shortly after Trump’s erection, Al Iaquinta adopted a Trump Twitter persona– trolling for which he never received the proper attention and credit:

He also told mildly racist jokes.

For example, this is UFC LW contender Kevin Lee:

But Al was just like:

 

MFP Official Prediction

Khabib is going to have a hard time tonight, that I can tell you.

Believe me.

Al is a powerful dude w/ nothing to lose– but at some point, Khabib should be able to get it to the ground and choke his ass out.

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