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Wow, Rush Limbaugh’s wife depreciated 1.75 points!

Mfp Published April 1, 2018

Radar Online recently published as-yet unproven allegations concerning Rush Limbaugh’s “troubled” marriage:

“If Rush comes home feeling frisky, their home is so huge that Kathryn can hide. They have virtually zero sex life,” tattled the source…the couple has rarely been seen in public since their lavish 2010 wedding at the posh Breakers resort near their mansion in Palm Beach, Fla. — and insiders said they’ve essentially been living separate lives.

While MFP cannot speak to the veracity of these rumors, what is clear is that Kathryn Limbaugh has depreciated rapidly since she married Rush– from a respectable 6.49 in 2010:

To an elderly-looking but acceptable 5.25 by 2014:

To a repulsive 4.75/10 at best by 2017:

To put this tragedy in perspective, this is what 77-year-old New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft began smashing after his wife passed away:

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