Rush Limbaugh: Trump mistresses hotter than Bill Clinton’s

Mfp   Published March 22, 2018

Rush Limbaugh on Thursday principled conservative-splained why Bill Clinton’s affairs were immoral, whereas Trump’s affairs are irrelevant:

I gotta be very careful here folks, but…these women with whom Clinton was involved were uh, shall we say, uhhhh, uh, you wouldn’t call them exotic…Wave a dollar through a trailer park and this is what you get. Your average Clinton woman.

To Rush’s point, here are Trump’s dalliances by order of hotness:

Kata Sarka

Numerical representation of worth at the time of unwanted advances: 7.25 to 8.49 (MFP is not enamored by her face, but her body was top of the line).

Karen McDougal

Numerical representation of worth at the time of boning: 7.25 to 8.25

Stormy Daniels

Numerical representation of worth at the time of boning: 7.75 to 7.99



Victoria Zdrok

Numerical representation of worth at the time of boning: 6.99 (just because of the big boobs).

Summer Zervos

Numerical representation of worth at the time of sexual harassment: 6.75 (arguably prettier today than at the time of Trump’s unwanted advances).

Ironically, Trump’s mistresses look like Clinton voters, whereas Clinton’s conquests look like Trump supporters…

Weird.

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