Wow, Don Jr. has the hottest mistress in all of Team Trump!

MP   |   Published March 20, 2018

Credit where credit is due.

Who would have guessed that of the immensely powerful, wealthy men in the Nazi regime– Don Jr., of all people, had the hottest alleged mistress??

Trump
Stormy Daniels

In court papers filed Friday, Trump all but conceded that he is, in fact, the “David Dennison” referenced in the Stormy Daniels NDA.

Numerical Representation of Worth at the time of Boning: 7.75

Don Jr.
Aubrey O’Day

According to numerous reports, Don Jr. allegedly had an affair w/ fmr. Celebrity Apprentice contestant Aubrey O’Day.

Numerical Representation of Worth at the time of Boning: 8.25

Lewandowski
Hope Hicks

Fmr. Trump staffer Sam Nunberg and (according to author Michael Wolffe) Trump himself have alleged an affair between Corey and Hope.

Numerical Representation of Worth at the time of Boning: 6.99

Jesse Watters
Emma DiGiovine

Propaganda Czar Jesse Watters’ wife reportedly filed for divorce over Watters’ alleged affair w/ 25-year-old Fox News associate producer Emma DiGiovine– a quintessential butterface:

Numerical Representation of Worth at the time of Boning: 7

Miller
AJ Delgado

Fmr. Trump staffer AJ Delgado has spoken publicly about the affair and lovechild w/ Propaganda Czar Jason Miller.

Numerical Representation of Worth at the time of Boning: 6

Ed Henry
Natalia Lima

In May 2016, Propaganda Czar Ed Henry was temporarily forced off the air after his mistress revealed salacious details of their affair.

Numerical Representation of Worth at the time of Boning: 6.99 (older than pics would suggest)

I cannot begin to convey my newfound admiration for Don Jr., as I have personally fapped to Aubrey on numerous occasions!

And while Aubrey is certainly gross now, circa Celebrity Apprentice, she had just entered into her second Prime (as wealthy women w/ access to certain procedures sometimes do).

High-five bro, high-five.

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