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MFP accurately rates Jesse Watters’ mistress   March 12, 2018

Propaganda Czar Jesse Watters’ wife recently filed for divorce over Watters’ alleged affair w/ 25-year-old Fox News associate producer Emma DiGiovine:

The filing was triggered by Watters having an affair…he has twin girls with his soon-to-be-ex-wife…Insiders tell The New York Daily News said that Watters told the network of his adulterous relationship with Emma DiGiovine shortly after Noelle submitted the aforementioned divorce papers.

Accurate Rating

Let’s establish some parameters.

9.5 to 10 is Amy Jackson.

7.5 to 9 is your basic really cute white girl.

3.5 to 5 is pre-plastic surgery Melania Trump.

2.5 to 3.5 is pre-makeover Michelle Obama.

1 to 2 are reserved for actual retards and/or the elderly and/or the obese.

w/ that in mind, Watters’ mistress (and now Ingraham Angle producer) Emma DiGiovine undeniably has sexy hair and a legit body…

But her face is jacked…



Tbh, I would cheat on my wife for any woman over 6.5 that was willing to sleep w/ me– so, whether or not he’s a Nazi– in this instance, I stand by Jesse Watters 100%.

Check out Ed Henry’s mistress.

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