I know what you’re thinking:
But that was like 5 years ago.
In the interim, she has become my soulmate.
— Andrea Catsimatidis (@AJ_Cats_) September 19, 2017
THIS IS WHEN I KNEW FOR SURE I WANTED TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER.
I hereby renounce libertarianism.
You know, because it’s Halloween.
Even has time for the little people.
I feel like Hillary Clinton got some, for the 1st time in years, later that evening. You’re welcome!
I’m just like: