Alex Jones insists he doesn’t hate Jews

MFP & co.   Published March 1, 2018

Alex Jones on Thursday responded to accusations of anti-Semitism, noting that both his ex and current wife have prestigious noses:

She’s my ex-wife now…my new wife, her pedigree’s German…the anti-Semites call her Jewish and everything else. And if she was I’d be proud of it. But no, she’s got a noble nose.

Here is the ex, Kelly Jones, referenced above:

You may recall that during a contentious custody hearing last year, Kelly’s lawyer Bobby Newman leveled shocking allegations, as quoted in the Austin American-Statesman (accompanying photo via mackquigley.wordpress.com):

Newman riled Jones by delving into an advertisement, apparently from six years ago, in which Newman said Jones’ current wife sought hotel clients as a “massage therapist” who could be a “sensual, sophisticated and intelligent companion.”

While MFP cannot speak to Newman’s explosive allegations– if I was going to marry a whore it would be Sunny Lane, who, you may recall did a stint at the Bunny Ranch.


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