Handy chart: Mass shootings are the Left’s Muslims/Mexicans

MP   |   Published February 15, 2018

A Trump supporter on Wednesday opened fire at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida– killing 17, and injuring dozens more.

Predictably, everyone lost their shit.

But here’s the thing:

Leading causes of death in the U.S. per 100,000

Thanks to AY for helping compile stats
Heart Disease
 188.8
Cancer
 158.6
Accidents
 42.6
Stroke
 40.2
Diabetes
 24.0
Suicide
 13.0
Gun violence
 3.85
HIV/AIDS
 2.1
Flu
 1.4
Bath Tub
 1.0
Spouse or Partner
 ~0.7
Illegal aliens
 ~0.25
Islamic Terrorism on US soil
 ~0.06
(since 9/11, ~3,600 Jihadist-related deaths in 17 years, per 320 million population– which amounts to roughly 0 per 100,000)
Struck by Lightning
 0.007
Lochness Monster
 ~0
Chupacabra
 ~0

 

While the Left’s hysteria about guns and Trump supporters’ hysteria about Muslims are both ~equally irrational, it’s entirely expected from a socioanthropological standpoint.

Marginalization of minority groups is necessary for social cohesion, for example:

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