Evgenia Medvedeva on Tuesday was official crowned MFP’s Most Carnally Desirable Non-Blonde Russian Female on Earth. In particular, Evgenia’s Sailor Moon outfit endeared her to perverts everywhere.
If we’re being honest, we would all throw our wives and children into a fire for 24 hours w/ Evgenia:
To put Evgenia’s hotness in perspective, even Trump’s billionaire Russian accomplices– with virtually unlimited ill-gotten funds– are forced to settle for much trashier-looking vajayjay.
If a K-Pop member bangs Evgenia, Imma kill myself:
Evgenia Medvedeva…is a huge K-pop fan. She told the Washington Post that she listened to EXO before performing on Sunday night, and she’s also shared videos of herself dancing to both EXO and BTS.
Objectively speaking, along with sitar-based Indian music and improvisational jazz, this has to be one of the worst inventions in the history of mankind: